So here it is, at long last, after much ado, blah blah blah, the official Newsernet! The only place to find up to date commentaries, opinions, headlines, and the occasional communist writings. Less up to date that Wikinews, slower than Google News, and way less interesting than the BBC! We here promise to deliver only the best in pure, unadultarated, non-sense. With our expert staff of Quick Quip, Storm Tracker 3000 and Jam Cam you know what to expect.... so I won't tell you (like I said, you should know). So please, reader and liker of fine things, sit back and enjoy this ensemble of fine pieces of humorous and intelligent writings.
Quick Quip
Storm Tracker 3000
Jam Cam
The Walrus
The Newser-who?
- newsernet team
- The crack team of newsernet-newsers who do all the newsernet can do.
Pic 'o the Week
F For Peter
Could'ya Feed me?
Hits, and so on. Wave at the camera!
4 comments:
Jonah Lustig says...
"If the Matt Lurie Seal of Approval doesn't draw you to this site, the articles just might"
Also... while we're on the topic of illegal immmigrants, and hot-headed conservatives... here's one for you
If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people--
I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely
no knowledge whatsoever to do--let the stupid and
unskilled Mexicans do that work."
-Rush Limbaugh
Where are you newsernet? I check daily for updates!
hey newsernet where you at
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