Important Posts
May 19, 2007
Video of The Month
May 18, 2007
Nick Carter Saves the Dolphins
I don’t think all of this is enough though. His actions will no doubt inspire millions (if not billions) of kids across the globe, but he also needs to work with the dolphins themselves. Maybe by teaching them dance moves, they can attract attention from careless boat drivers and save themselves from being hit by boats. And by giving them singing lessons, Nick can teach them how to soothe the vicious minds of poachers through the power of songs. Finally, by letting some dolphins live in the House of Carters for awhile, he can teach them the power of love. The sky’s the limit.
I also expect that several other boy bands will be joining Nick in his never-ending struggle for animals. Any day now, JC Chasez will probably start campaigning for the Saiga Antelope, and I expect Nick’s little brother Aaron to start campaigning for the Aquatic Warbler. Soon, we’ll have pop stars across
The Walrus
Apr 25, 2007
Canada Strikes Back
Five years ago, Canadian-born Omar Khadr was captured in
The main point here is that
So what should
-The Walrus
Apr 21, 2007
A Whole New Spin On Gun Control
- War In Iraq
- VT Shootings
- 2008 Election
- Alberto Gonzales
- Sanjaya?
A-ha! Gordon R. Dickson, a 20th century science fiction author from Canada! Of course! In December 2000, he published a work that is a radical new view on what gun control (or lack thereof) could be. Unfortunately, he died in 2001 so The Newsernet was not able to secure an interview in time for this post. Nevertheless, I believe the point speaks for itself.
I now present the greatest thing ever.
That is all.
-Jam Cam
Apr 15, 2007
Woe is Me (and IRC)
Boop. Woah? A new message? Someone standing at the gates to welcome me to the paradise of IRC, as St. Peter guards the gate to enter heaven?
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Damn.
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